Best Pick-up Lines Ever
March 29th, 2008
Ahh, so you’re either not very good with the ladies, you thought pick-up lines were cool, or you were just too lazy to approach her the right way. Here are some pick-up lines that we’ve heard over the years. We guarantee an absolute 0% success rate with these . All right, let’s see ‘em;
Straight to the point
You have one life. She has one life so let’s hurry it along.
- Whatcho name is? - This is downright “gangsta” and sure to get her attention.
- So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I’m gonna ask you out - He’s not kidding.
- Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M - An open ended question that’ll leave her “curious”
- I have only three months to live. .. - Whoa….
Downright Cheesy
Squirm-in-your-chair, roll-your-eyes painful.
- Bond. James Bond – Because you’re just that suave. Let’s hope she thinks so too.
- Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here. - Yea, and I bet it was you!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together. - Sorry bud, you can’t rearrange the alphabet and “U” and “I” are nowhere near “together.”
- Do you have a map cause I just keep getting lost in your eyes. - Maybe she should blacken one of them to help you focus a little better.
Somewhat Innocent
You’re actually a sane person and you want to try something much less abrasive.
- What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too! -Try to be really convincing!
- Giant polar bear!! (What?) It broke the ice. - She’ll either laugh or throw a drink in your face.
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad Flattery anyone?
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? - Hmm…I don’t know. What am I doing here?
Wittingly Daring
You know what you want and you’ve got no fear.
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. - Sure to make a girl chuckle….maybe.
- Let’s take a shower together — you smell! Ouch.
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? - Ooh, someone’s going to get slapped.
- Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine - I hope she’s a generous person…
***Disclaimer: Savvy Minded is not responsible for any damage incurred by any parties choosing to indulge in the use of aforementioned pick-up lines. Use at your own discretion
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Catie said,
I like that one. It took me from a state of mind numbing studying/bordom to slightly entertained. Props!
So, Bond. James Bond…. yeah that one was def used on my in the 11th grade! It didn’t work, but I remember it so obviously it had some sort of effect! haha LOVE IT!
Now, I must say that the polar bear one is probably my favorite. If someone used that one I don’t care if they were the most insanely irritating person in the entire world. I would probably go on a date with them just for the sure greatness of that line.
On March 30, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
ron said,
“girl, you must be washin’ those pants with Windex, cause i can see myself in ‘em!”
On March 31, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Huan Huan said,
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? - with people like you? man, you’re right. I should get outta here.
My fave is def the very last one. Awesome!
On April 2, 2008 @ 9:12 pm
Allison said,
I like this article Chin! And the other two new ones as well
On April 7, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Blake said,
“Whatcho name is” has a 100% success rate in the city of Atlanta.
On July 18, 2008 @ 12:29 am