Well ladies, what’s it going to be? Jerk or pushover? (”Other” is not an option). I’ll give you some time……Ok, times up. When asked this question, most girls would probably go for “Jerk.” Why? Well, because pushovers are…well….pushovers! I mean, don’t you just get sick of them? Really, when you’ve got them wrapped around your pretty little fingers, politely obeying every command you give them, never questioning your intentions, what use are they? What use are they when they can’t be forceful, can’t say no or even beat you sometimes? It’s like they’re not even worthy to be called a man. Nope, no backbone here. I’d rather have jellyfish for a boyfriend right?

But what about the jerk? Alas! Some excitement in life! A guy who can appreciate you for the lovely legs and thighs that you truly are! Someone who knows how to put his foot down, again and again and again. Nope, he’s not afraid to take things Jerry Springer style if he wants to. He calls you by your many names—most of which are conveniently located in the Urban Dictionary, and all of which you heinously despise but settle with, because you want a man who knows how to stand up for himself. He doesn’t call, doesn’t pay and doesn’t care. And you think, gosh, what luck has befallen me!

Okay, so I’ve misled you. “Other” is in fact an option, but some ladies out there are yet to realize this. Yes, “other” may take a little longer and “other” may seem like they’re all taken. Heck, “other” may not even be ready for the market right now. And yes, there’s no perfect situation but if you’re dissatisfied with these two alternatives, others are out there….waiting for you. Will you wait for them?

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Ahh, so you’re either not very good with the ladies, you thought pick-up lines were cool, or you were just too lazy to approach her the right way. Here are some pick-up lines that we’ve heard over the years. We guarantee an absolute 0% success rate with these . All right, let’s see ‘em;

Straight to the point
You have one life. She has one life so let’s hurry it along.

1. Whatcho name is? - This is downright “gangsta” and sure to get her attention.
2. So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I’m gonna ask you out - He’s not kidding.
3. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M - An open ended question that’ll leave her “curious”
4. I have only three months to live. .. - Whoa….

Downright Cheesy
Squirm-in-your-chair, roll-your-eyes painful.

1. Bond. James Bond – Because you’re just that suave. Let’s hope she thinks so too.
2. Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here. - Yea, and I bet it was you!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together. - Sorry bud, you can’t rearrange the alphabet and “U” and “I” are nowhere near “together.”
4. Do you have a map cause I just keep getting lost in your eyes. - Maybe she should blacken one of them to help you focus a little better.

Somewhat Innocent
You’re actually a sane person and you want to try something much less abrasive.

1. What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too! -Try to be really convincing!
2. Giant polar bear!! (What?) It broke the ice. - She’ll either laugh or throw a drink in your face.
3. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad Flattery anyone?
4. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? - Hmm…I don’t know. What am I doing here?

Wittingly Daring
You know what you want and you’ve got no fear.

1. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. - Sure to make a girl chuckle….maybe.
2. Let’s take a shower together — you smell! Ouch.
3. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? - Ooh, someone’s going to get slapped.
4. Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine - I hope she’s a generous person…

***Disclaimer: Savvy Minded is not responsible for any damage incurred by any parties choosing to indulge in the use of aforementioned pick-up lines. Use at your own discretion

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